This was all our fault.

There was a time when We didn't know what you were, so we started dressing you up as a Bat, a race car driver and all kinds of different stuff to see which fit you better, The year you were born I even considered renting you out to play Baby Jesus at somebody's Nativity scene.
In the end it was decided that what suited you best was being "The Luca".
These are 2 of those failed attempts.